Like many people my age, I laughed at the idea of the Muchmusic VJ search, watched an episode out of pure boredom one day… and got hooked. It was a pretty ridiculous show, but it was well done as far as reality tv shows go (especially Canadian ones). Among the potential VJ hopefuls was the token black guy, the token asian guy, the token gay guy, the overachieving all-Canadian guy who tries so hard he makes everybody else look bad, the prettyboy, and the sassy chick with maybe a little too much sass. Basically, they covered all their bases.
Anyway, the show ended a few weeks ago, and Tim (the prettyboy) won. He seems like a nice enough guy, everybody kept saying how “sweet” he is, and he looks a lot like a girl, so he should fit in well with the rest of the VJs currently on the Muchmusic roster.
Now, I’m not going to get all upset over the fact that he won because he was the best looking of the 4 finalists despite probably being the worst interviewer of the 4 possibilities. What I do find a bit dissapointing is the lack of music knowledge that the 4 finalists seemed to have. I’m trying not to sound like a music snob here, but when (in theory anyway) the point of the job is to interview musicians, talk about music, and indirectly shape the musical tastes of the hundreds of thousands of kids who watch Muchmusic every day, one would assume that a working knowledge of music and musical history would be a necessary pre-requesite for the job. Sadly, this does not appear to be so.
Not to pick on poor good-looking Tim (seriously, he’s a good looking dude. He makes that androgynous blonde guy they hired a few years ago look like a pail of puke), but when asked who the most influential bands/artists of all time are, one of his responses was Blink-182. While the wit and awesomeness of the album title “Take Off Your Pants and Jacket” may never be topped, that’s just an unacceptable answer. I suppose they were one of the first bands to popularize the whole poopy-bum-farts era of late-90s/early-00s “punk” music (that stuff is pretty much the opposite of punk, but whatever), but I don’t think musical scholars a few hundred years from now will be studying the cultural significance of the song “Dysentary Gary”. Call me crazy.
Maybe I’m being over-the-top ridiculous, but having people who think that Blink-182 were in any way important telling kids what to listen to is the reason that bands like Fall Out Boy are popular. Entertaining and funny, sure – I enjoy a good fart joke as much as the next 20-something guy. And of course, not every band/artist has to aspire to be the Beatles/Elvis/Stones/Velvet Underground. Poop and fart jokes have been very profitable for the boys in Blink-182, and that’s fine. But, important and influential? Sorry, no. Wrong answer (yes I know that sounds snobby and elitist. it is.).
Anyway, I guess this has turned into my “the kids today listen to crap music that I don’t understand” old man rant. I hope I’m wrong about Tim, and he becomes the Stroumboulopoulos-like Muchmusic rock authority he claims he wants to become. And hey, maybe I’m overreacting – maybe Blink-182 were better than I think they were, and I’m just complaining because it’s fun and I wanted to write something snarky. I’ll end this rant with a quote:
“It’s Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
it’s Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
and he shit, shit, shit his pants
he always fuckin’ shitin’ his pants
and I’ll never talk to you again”
-Blink-182
oh man, the kids today are screwed.
Last 5 songs heard on my iPod: “Stutter” – Elastica, “Tangled Up in Blue” – Bob Dylan, “NYC” – Interpol, “Off the Record” – My Morning Jacket, “NY State of Mind” – Nas
Shan - I wonder if the guy in the middle was embarrassed that he fell asleep while standing around naked with four other men…and that may still be the least weird thing about this cover.
Kris - HILARIOUS. I actually bought a book at Chapter’s in their bargain books section entitled “The Worst Album Covers of All Time” and this album is prominently featured, among Christian family music groups, young white rappers and my personal favorite, which I will blog about this morning. (yes…I’m blog-lifting).
So proud to live in a community named for such a wonderful band. They have clearly offered much to the world of music.
mark - There’s a book of them? That’s awesome. I know a few years ago there was an e-mail fwd going around with a bunch of covers, and I’m pretty sure the Orleans one was one of them. I re-discovered the cover a few days ago, and just started cracking up all over again.
In your book, is there an album by Honeytree?
Kel - Shan and Dan, do you guys actually _have_ this album in your possession? And you plan to have children? You realise there are laws in this country against having wee ones too close to things like this, right? And if there aren’t, there should be.
This is truly classic, Dan. I wouldn’t have thought you two were even old enough to remember _Orleans_.
Oh, and thanks for bringing the memory BACK to those of us who ARE old enough to remember, but had managed to forget. Thanks a lot.
Mark M - You may or may not have known this, but it was actually from that hilarious “Worst Album Covers of All Time” email that I got my stage name and character for the band.
voted #1 album cover of all time:
http://www.gocontinental.com/photos4/tino1.jpg