Let me preface this rant by saying that I’m an engineer, with absolutely no marketing training and only a vague idea of how marketing works. I’m pretty sure however, that I’m capable of appreciating a good commercial, and one of my favourite times of the year occurs when the Cannes Ad Festival comes to the Bytowne theatre. The award winning ads are almost always funny, thoughtful, visually astounding or just so bizarre that they can’t possibly be forgotten (or some combination of these traits). I always leave the festival wondering why so few of the award winners are from North America – we seem to be stuck with flat, boring, uninspired commercials where we’re supposed to identify with a suburban family with some bratty kids and a clueless dad.
Anyway, I’m well aware that I do not fit the target audience for most commercials, so I’m really not in a good spot to judge their quality. I am pretty sure, however, that I am targeted by at least some ads, and two in particular that seem aimed at my age group and social standing I find particularly irksome.
The first is the CIBC ad featuring the good looking young couple expecting their first child. The guy walks in and sees his pregnant wife sitting on a chair, she asks “are we ready for this?” referring to the impending birth of their child (it’s probably a little too late to be asking that, but whatever), and he shows her that he woke up early to paint the baby’s new room. Cue the loving glances, swell some Lillith Fair music, and star-wipe to the CIBC logo. They really are ready for this baby! hooray for CIBC!
Wait… what? Sonja and I are in our mid twenties, and we just bought a house. We’re not starting a family any time soon, but we’re almost at that age (am I digging myself a hole here? possibly. I’ll continue anyway). I’d say we’re more or less in the target audience for this ad, and it certainly plays enough during shows we watch, which is usually a good indicator. Anyway, this ad dumbfounds me. I bank with BMO, and Sonja’s with TD. Our mortgage is with a third bank. Is it safe to assume then that since we don’t use CIBC that our child will be totally screwed? Doomed to a life of ill-prepared parents and an unpainted nursery? no loving glances? no Lillith Fair? That seems sort of harsh… a bit of a downer. Thanks for nothing BMO/TD – you’ve ruined our child.
Sarcasm aside, I get that they’re trying to show security – this good looking young couple is financially stable enough to start a family. But what does CIBC have to do with it? What separates them from other banks, besides their terrible commercials? Lower mortgage rates? More family-friendly banking plans? We don’t know… and I for one will never know, because their ad campaign is so lame, I have no real inclination to find out more about them if I ever decided that BMO isn’t meeting my needs.
Moving on, the other ad I just don’t understand is the Bailey’s “let your senses guide you” ad with all the scantily-clad good looking young people drinking GLASSES FULL OF BAILEYS at a beach party. One of the floozies accidentally burns a marshmallow, and being an adventurous little scamp, she extinguishes it in her friend’s glass of Baileys. Then some adventurous guy who fell out of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog does the same thing, but on purpose! Then the party really starts to get out of control when two girls dip two burning marshmallows into the same glass! You can bet your ass that the party’s amped up now! Good times for all!
Forgetting my personal belief that there are few things that sound grosser than a charred marshmallow covered in Baileys (notice that you never see any of them actually enjoying this alleged treat), let’s break this one down a bit. First of all, it seems safe to assume that these partygoers are hammered during the ad – it’s late, they’re at a party, and they’re all acting mildly retarded. Nothing wrong with being drunk – I’ve been known to enjoy a cocktail from time to time. Are we to assume though, that they’ve gotten hammered on Baileys exclusively? Is that even possible? Isn’t Baileys like half cream? There’s probably at least 12 people at this party – wouldn’t they need like 15-20 bottles of Baileys to get even remotely buzzed (they’re all young and athletic, and Baileys is only 17% alcohol)? With the possible exception of alcoholics who have exhausted all other liquor possibilities (you know, like Tom Hanks as the alcoholic uncle on Family Ties), has anybody ever even poured themselves an entire glass of Baileys?
For some reason, I find this ad sort of insulting. I guess it’s just the old beer ad formula – good looking people having fun enjoying a branded beverage without actually showing any of them drinking it, but there’s one small problem… Baileys isn’t beer. Mindblowing, I know. Baileys is an after-dinner liqueur. Or a coffee additive. Or an ingredient in some greater drink. It’s certainly to be enjoyed in small doses – that’s why it comes in smaller bottles than say, vodka. I’ve definitely never seen a Texas mickey of Baileys.
Anyway, I’m told a purpose of an effective commercial is to make sure the viewer knows what the commercial is for, and that they remember it when the commercial is over. Well, mission accomplished, I suppose. Well played CIBC and Baileys. I’m not sure how making your products seem so nauseatingly lame that I have no interest in ever using them helps you sell more products, but hey, like I said, I don’t know anything about marketing. I’m just a guy with disposable income who puts his money in a bank, shops for mortgages, and drinks alcohol every once in a while.
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mark - While the name is certainly ridiculous, the Wii is gonna be sweet. Have you seen what the controller is capable of? Unreal.
At $599 US, the playstation can suck my ass. Actually, at that price, I would hope that it would include some sort of ass-sucking device to make the absurd price-tag worthwhile.
Gary - I have to show my support for Sony camp since Mark is an unabashed Wii supporter and Dan has an Xbox 360. The $599 US PS3 has Blu-Ray support, 60GB of storage, Wi-Fi, and free online gaming. So that’s $200 more than a loaded Xbox but you would have to buy the external HD-DVD player and purchase their yearly Xbox Live online subscription to compare apples to apples.
I actually find quite a bit of value in that price-tag since a Blu-Ray player standalone costs $800 USD right now.
The uncertainty in the market over which High-Def format will win does suck though. if you’re an early adopter, you’re forced to choose and that’s never a good thing. Why couldn’t all the bonehead executives have put their greedy thoughts aside for 10 minutes and think about what a success DVD was BECAUSE everyone supported 1 format. This format war will put the adoption of any 1 format behind by 2 years.
P.S. I’m a Final Fantasy nerd and Square showed a trailer for FF13 at E3 exclusively for PS3. That pretty much sealed my support.
dan - I don’t think I could have justified the price tag of any of these rigs … the only way I got into next generation gaming was winning one for free. I’ll keep my eye out for a similar PS3 contest 😀
Note on pricing: in US$, xbox 360 is $299 and $399 (CAD$399 and $499), vs. $499 and $599 (CAD$549 and $699 expected). Those xbox canadian prices were set when dollar was lower, so they might come down sooner rather than later? Agreed that to compare a similarly equipped xbox 360 to the top line PS3, you’d need $399 + $99 (wireless) + $299 (minimum for a HD-DVD add-on?) = $800, and you still only have a 20GB hard drive. I’m not convinced that Sony’s online service will be free though. It would be a competitive advantage, but they like $ as much as the next guy …
No indication of Wii pricing, but most expect it will be lower than others, as they aren’t going with an HD drive.
One interesting tidbit I came across in my reading is that HD-DVD will be capable of dual-format. That is, when you buy a HD-DVD, it has two versions of a movie on it – the HD-DVD version, and the old DVD version. Whether they use that feature or not … dunno.
Agreed that the PS3 will be the cheapest blu-ray on the market, similarly the PS2 was one of the cheapest DVD players upon its launch in 1999. That should move a lotta units.
I thought I heard that FF had an exclusive title going to Wii too?
What little $ I will be spending on 360 games and accessories will be going either to Oblivion, or wait for Gears of War in the fall. Don’t expect to hear from me much for a few months after …
Gary - I watched the Sony press conference and the Pres. very clearly said that their online service will be free. It will be an online centre where you can game, chat, rank, etc.
Regarding the Dual Format disks, I don’t see a big plus for that. I mean, when you have an HD player and TV and perhaps a non-HD setup in a bedroom or something, how many times will you want to watch that movie or TV show in crap-ass quality when you could easily watch it on the good system?
Whoever wins that format war will be the better marketer’s. Specs and features won’t matter, just like Beta v. VHS.
mark - I’m actually still not convinced about the Wii. The controller is technically amazing, but I’m not sure that people want to get that physically involved in games (if you’re playing a baseball game for example, you’d swing the controller to get your player to swing rather than just pressing a button). It’s pretty amazing that they can do that, but I’m not sure of the appeal. I think it’s a pretty big risk.
Also, they haven’t mentioned a new Mario Kart for the Wii yet, and I definitely won’t buy one until they release that game.
I’ve heard rumours that the Wii will retail for well under $300, but that’s just rumours.
Jen - you guys are nerds.
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dan - I concur with Jen. Blog post renamed to accurately reflect what’s going on here.
shelly - I wonder if when Gary says he ‘supports’ Sony, does that mean ‘intend to buy’? just curious…
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Gary - “Support” can be loosely translated as: Intend to purchase when economically feasible.
I also intend to purchase 2 or 3 other systems that I intend to sell on Ebay for $1000 USD a pop at Christmas. So I guess I could say that I support Dan’s system of taking advantage of rich parents.