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GPSing…your kid?

It’s the new and improved leash.  For parents who once found it necessary to literally attach their kid to their hip (or wrist) with the velcroed harness…some new devices have been developed to enable these overly protective parents to keep their eyes on their slightly older kids.

Disney mobile (is it that surprising that Disney has expanded to the mobile game?) has come up with a device that tracks your kid using their cellphone.  They call it the *family locator* (oh good, so you can keep tabs on your spouse too!) and it uses GPS technology to keep everyone connected. 

cellphne.jpgAt first glance it seems win/win.  The kid gets a cellphone far earlier than they actually need a cellphone, and the parents get to know exactly where their kid is at all times they are away from them.  But is that really what we want?  To literally know where our kids/partner/family is at all times?  What happened to independence?  Trust?

The obvious reason that this phone makes sense is the one no one wants to think about…missing kids.  In this instance, it would be amazing to have the technology to track your kid down if they are lost, say at Disneyland, or so much worse, snatched.  The push of a button tells you, or the authorities, exactly where your little one is and the GPS phone might actually save a life.  That is, if Junior still has the phone on them during the incident….and if the battery is charged.  😐

Hopefully no parent has to go through losing their child, and most won’t, so beyond the little used emergency/safety features of the phone, the other issue is teaching trust and independence to your kids (oh yeah, and coming to the realization that 7 year-olds don’t need cellphones!!)  My mother was fairly over-protective.  And when I say fairly, I mean REALLY, REALLY.  But even so, she allowed me to push boundaries and make mistakes along the way…sometimes.  Looking back, it seems that the times that she was most lenient and trusting were the times I that I didn’t break her trust.  Go figure.

If we try to stay on top of their every move, will it just make the kids more creative at coming up with stories for why they are late or where they were and with who?  Kids will be kids, and they need to discover the world on their terms, not when their parents are ready to let go. 

GPSing a restaurant is great.  GPSing people…I’m not sure I’m cool with that.  Not yet, anyway.

September 27, 2006 - 9:07 am

dan - As Shannen points out, the cell phone is an imperfect method for tracking a person. They can run out of juice, or be lost.

The next logical step is an implant that would allow tracking. A GPS implant would need power, so isn’t as easy as the microchips that dogs and cats get these days. However, RFID chips don’t need power …

How far off is it before hospitals are offering to bio-chip your kid on the way out of the maternity ward?

September 27, 2006 - 12:43 pm

Alicia - Personally I like the implant idea. They can have them expire when they are 18, or 21…25 sounds safe.

Just wait until Peanut is out of your sight. How I’d love to look on a screen right now and see that my babes are exactly where they should be.

Irrational? Quite possibly.

September 28, 2006 - 2:05 pm

Gary - Dan-o, RFID is an extremely short range technology. It wouldn’t be very effective to finding missing children becuase you would need to scan them at approximately arm’s length. At that point, I could probably find the kid using my eyeballs….maybe.

I’ll bet that scientists could come up with a way to power a GPS in someone’s body simply by using your body energy. An extra-plus, you could eat more becuase the electronics that you’re energy is powering needs calories! Although chip implants kind of freak me out. Haven’t doomsday prophets equated implanted chips to the mark of the beast? Maybe i’m mixing up my apocalypse predictions from The Enquirer but that sounds familiar.

Happy Birthday Jen!

Sad Jen

Don’t be sad, you’re not that old!

a little better ...

That’s a *little* better.

Happy!

Almost there!

Too far!

Oh no! Too far!

Happy 27th birthday, Jenny! We love you.

September 26, 2006 - 7:04 am

Shan Banane - 27 already?! Seems like only 4 years ago tomorrow that I met you…Well, your brother, anyway.

I heard a great quote yesterday…feel free to lift it – I did. “10 years in your 20’s is too long.” And you still have three loooooooong ones left. Enjoy them.

Happy Birthday!

September 26, 2006 - 8:37 am

Shan Banane - Oh and P.S. I am exactly 6 months pregnant today too. Time flies……….

😐

September 26, 2006 - 9:05 am

Kris - Happy Birthday, Jen!

September 26, 2006 - 9:47 am

Jen - Thank you!!!

The big 2-7 kind of freaks me out.

Melissa stayed with me last night and we always say the same thing every year about our birthdays: “I can’t believe we’re (insert age here)!” So this morning…I can’t believe we’re 27! And then we laugh because we said the exact same thing at 18… I can’t believe we’re 18!!

I guess the moral of this is that we always feel younger than we are. Hopefully that never changes!

4 years……wow! I remember that day very well 🙂

Happy 6 months BGF!!! You’re in the home stretch!

Buying movies and music encourages artists to make more.

I wholeheartedly agree with that statement. If you can buy something, or pay to see it, you should not pirate it.

However, there are also circumstances when downloading makes sense. Like when you missed last night’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and you wouldn’t be able to legally buy it until the season came out on DVD. For those times, I give you the Ten Most Used Bittorrent Sites Compared. I’ve been using mininova, but may switch.

Azureus is also a good BT client …

September 25, 2006 - 10:56 am

Jen - WAY TO GO CTV 😐

At least there was a reason for the “season premiere” having such huge gaps. I was bitter at the show at first for leaving so much out!

September 25, 2006 - 10:59 am

Jen - Wait….I just realized you wrote “last night’s episode”. Am I missing something? Isn’t it on Thursday’s?

September 25, 2006 - 12:27 pm

dan - My fault – I should have put “last night’s episode” in quotations. I was just speaking “in general” … it is on “Thursdays”, as you “mention”.

“Dan”

September 25, 2006 - 12:37 pm

Jen - HAHA. Yeah it’s on Thursdays. Did you hear about the fiasco with CTV?? Do you watch that show?

September 25, 2006 - 1:18 pm

dan - Yes, we watch. What was the fiasco?

Was it like Global when they botched the finale of Rock Star: Supernova? They broadcast some crud retrospective for the first half hour, and then cut to the finale halfway through Dilana’s performance, and after Magni had already been turfed.

Duds.

September 25, 2006 - 1:40 pm

Shannen - Now I’m curious too. What fiasco?

September 25, 2006 - 3:01 pm

Jen - CTV aired the wrong episode of Grey’s last Thursday. It was suppose to be the Season’s premiere, but they somehow made a mistake and aired episode 2. So there were huge gaps in the story line.

Duds!

To make you feel lazy … again.

It’s one thing to run a marathon a day.

It’s an entirely different thing to run a marathon while juggling.

Is now a good time to mention I haven’t had running shoes on in over 3 weeks? Maybe I should have a donut. Or a donut burger.

More on the sport of joggling.

September 25, 2006 - 9:02 am

Shannen - Stop making me feel lazy! Oh wait…I don’t. 🙂

I heard this morning that another man died while running a marathon (this one in Toronto).

My reason # 43 for why I don’t have any interest in running marathons of any size/length. Ask me about the other 42…they are pretty interesting.

As if!

My blast from the past is broken.  Well, it’s actually that the website the theme songs came from doesn’t allow direct-linking from other sites.  I’ve been caught!  Oops.

If you are still interested in checking them out, you can visit the TVO site on your own, unless they consider this direct-linking from another site as well.  Then they’ll block that too.  In which case, I’m finito.  I think I was really the only one to get a big kick out of it anyway.

Happy Friday!