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Nanook needs to meet new people.

I love ebay ... Guided tour of one of Canada's greatest cities for your garden gnome or stuffed animal! (Note to Jon, Jen and Crispy: there is a very strong possibility that one of you may be the tour guide for the winning bidder's friend, if they select Toronto or Calgary. Like 93%.) UPDATE: no takers. Those non-bidding losers have no idea what they missed out on ...
June 19, 2006 - 12:46 pm

Kel - Mr. Nanook’s a _garden gnome_ now?

June 20, 2006 - 8:07 am

Kris - Perhaps this is what happened to my Dad’s garden gnomes, which disappeared about a year ago, never to return. We had blamed it on the “Garden Gnome Liberation Movement” which is currently happening in Victoria, but it is possible that they just wanted to see the world.

June 20, 2006 - 9:37 am

dan - I’m not advocating that anyone *steal* a travel buddy in order to take advantage of my offer. I am open to gnome bids though … if they want to come to visit Canada of their own accord, and they have a Paypal account, then they are certainly welcome. Immigration may be a problem though … do gnomes need gvisas?

And no, Nanook is not a gnome. He’s looking for gnome pals.

June 20, 2006 - 9:40 am

Kel - Ah–I gsee.

June 20, 2006 - 1:49 pm

Kris - What is Nanook? Is he a Keebler Elf?

June 23, 2006 - 9:48 pm

Shelly - omg. wayyyyyyyyy to much time on someones hands.
i’ll up the bid to $9 if you just escort mr nanook around my lawn….while sitting on my running lawnmower. oh wait! you can escort him around my house while he sits on my vacuum cleaner!! the bid just went up to $11

June 24, 2006 - 6:25 am

dan - No, no no! You’ve got it all wrong! *YOU* are supposed to send me *YOUR* version of nanook.

Though I like your idea too – people pay me to bring nanook to their house for a visit. Kinda like a clown for hire …

July 21, 2006 - 7:20 am

forgetful.ca » Red paperclip update - […] Check out this ebay post.  Why don’t people bid on my zany posts? And stay updated on their move to Kipling at Kyle’s website. […]

July 21, 2006 - 7:20 am

forgetful.ca » Red paperclip update - […] Check out this ebay post.  Why don’t people bid on my zany posts? And stay updated on their move to Kipling at Kyle’s website. […]

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