Number of years Dan and I have been together: 4
Number of years Dan has played on his office softball team: 3
Number of games he has invited me to: All
Number of games I have attended: 0
So, tonight’s plan is to change this shameful number from 0 to 1 (most of the effort is coming from a deep hope that the game will be followed with a stop somewhere for a chocolaty treat). Dan’s team is playing close to home and the Humph and I will head over and cheer as loud as we can…which may lead Dan to change his mind about wanting us there in the future. Brilliant.
Oh wait…he reads this. Damn.