1. … are now older than when you started reading this sentence.
2. … is no longer a planet. Who is paying these astronomer’s salaries?
3. … is almost over. I am sed.
4. … is the next person to be voted off of Rockstar. Apologies to all the Dilana lovers. I aint one of them. Who is hosting the Rockstar finale party, btw? September 12 and 13.
5. … is the premiere of a new segment called “Countdown”. Other contributors: feel free to use the format. I’m sure hilarity will ensue.