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Woods: you are so not pulling your weight.

Nichols: Malt allergy schmalt allergy.  You’re a disappointment to the team.

Weins: as you were.

Beer consumption in major countries, 2004

March 2, 2007 - 11:33 am

contributor mark - don’t be absurd. they’re measuring consumption in bottles, not alcohol content. any jackass in a leafs jersey can drink 12 canadians. it takes a real man to drink four 75 cL bottles of 9% Chimay.

March 2, 2007 - 11:37 am

shannen - It may take a real man to drink four large Chimays.

But it also takes a real man to barf on his girlfriend and live to tell the tale.

March 2, 2007 - 12:19 pm

contributor mark - that is also true.

March 2, 2007 - 12:33 pm

Kristin - I barfed in my bathroom sink once. Yes, it is located right next to the toilet.

That is all.

March 2, 2007 - 1:46 pm

Jessie - I, for one, totally did my part for the country in 2004. One party alone facilitated the consumption of 326 bottles of beer (bottles, alone, cans is a whole other story…). They should really give me the Order of Canada or something. You know, honouring those who bring people and beer together.

March 2, 2007 - 3:28 pm

Sonja - Contributor Mark barfed on my favorite halloween costume while I was wearing it.

March 2, 2007 - 5:57 pm

Gary - I haven’t kept a log of my beer consumption in 2004 but from a quick calculation, I can confidently say that I was an above average Canadian beer consumer.

How does anybody get anything done in the Czech Republic? Seriously, they consume 3 times as much as we do. That’s good work.

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