{"id":846,"date":"2006-12-15T10:32:56","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T15:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=587"},"modified":"2006-12-15T10:32:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T15:32:56","slug":"fake-dan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"Fake Dan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was deleting all of my email messages from my work account (you can&#8217;t imagine a better feeling), I came upon an old favourite of mine.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The story goes that my sister and, her now fiance, Mark were out at a bar one night in Washington DC, and lo and behold, they see Dan.\u00a0 My Dan.\u00a0 On a random weekend.\u00a0 Without me.<\/p>\n<p>They were perplexed until they realized that it wasn&#8217;t Dan at all, but an imposter.\u00a0 A wannabe.\u00a0 I wonder if he thought it was weird that they were snapping pictures of him?<\/p>\n<p>Meet\u00a0Fake Dan.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"fake_dan.jpeg\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/fake_dan.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image586\" style=\"height: 187px\" height=\"187\" alt=\"fake_dan.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/fake_dan.jpeg\" width=\"264\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was deleting all of my email messages from my work account (you can&#8217;t imagine a better feeling), I came upon an old favourite of mine.\u00a0 The story goes that my sister and, her now fiance, Mark were out at a bar one night in Washington DC, and lo and behold, they see Dan.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[37,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}