{"id":823,"date":"2006-12-01T13:46:31","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T18:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=549"},"modified":"2006-12-01T13:46:31","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T18:46:31","slug":"exploding-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"Exploding Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favourite &#8216;check it every few days&#8217; websites is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.explodingdog.com\/\">www.explodingdog.com<\/a>. Alicia introduced it to me about a year ago, and we enjoy it often. We don&#8217;t love it as much as Cheez Whiz or roasted M&#038;Ms, but it is something we both appreciate. Alicia and I have similar, tr\u00e8s bizarre senses of humour. It&#8217;s why I like her so much. She gets me&#8230;most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, unlike the title, the website has nothing to do with dogs, explosions or dogs that explode. It is the creation of a man called Sam Brown, who invites people to email him with\u00a0titles* and from that\u00a0title* he&#8217;ll draw a picture. They are always entertaining, and some actually make me laugh out loud. Here are a few of my faves for you to enjoy (including the\u00a0titles* that inspired them). I adore how random they are.<\/p>\n<p>This is how people get hurt<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"thisishowpeoplegethurt.gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/thisishowpeoplegethurt.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image545\" style=\"height: 181px\" height=\"181\" alt=\"thisishowpeoplegethurt.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/thisishowpeoplegethurt.gif\" width=\"227\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have no pants<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"ihavenopants.gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/ihavenopants.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image546\" style=\"width: 195px; height: 191px\" height=\"191\" alt=\"ihavenopants.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/ihavenopants.gif\" width=\"195\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hate how you&#8217;ve changed<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"ihatehowyouvechanged.gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/ihatehowyouvechanged.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image547\" style=\"height: 171px\" height=\"171\" alt=\"ihatehowyouvechanged.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/ihatehowyouvechanged.gif\" width=\"230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t eat the banana<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"donteatthatbanana.jpg\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/donteatthatbanana.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image548\" style=\"height: 185px\" height=\"185\" alt=\"donteatthatbanana.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/donteatthatbanana.jpg\" width=\"232\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And in celebration of the weekend&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Time to put on my dance shoes<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"timetoputonmydanceshoes.gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/timetoputonmydanceshoes.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image550\" style=\"height: 277px\" height=\"277\" alt=\"timetoputonmydanceshoes.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/timetoputonmydanceshoes.gif\" width=\"292\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*Edited for content.\u00a0 Sam Brown draws the <strong>titles<\/strong> he receives, not the <strong>captions<\/strong>.\u00a0 Thanks EAP.\u00a0 What would I do without you publicly correcting my word boo-boos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favourite &#8216;check it every few days&#8217; websites is www.explodingdog.com. Alicia introduced it to me about a year ago, and we enjoy it often. We don&#8217;t love it as much as Cheez Whiz or roasted M&#038;Ms, but it is something we both appreciate. Alicia and I have similar, tr\u00e8s bizarre senses of humour. 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