{"id":75,"date":"2006-04-04T12:40:21","date_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=74"},"modified":"2006-04-04T12:40:21","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:40:21","slug":"intro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Intro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, this is mark.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure if I need to introduce myself, since I think the only people who regularly read this site are myself, Shannen and Dan.\u00a0 Anyway, I was drunkenly asked on Saturday night if I wanted to be a guest-blogger (though I prefer the term &#8220;columnist&#8221;, as it sounds more professional, and could therefore be used to round-out my woefully inadequate resume), so here I am.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll contribute the occasional rant when I can.\u00a0\u00a0Future rant topics may or may not include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why Seals are Assholes<\/li>\n<li>Why the Juno Awards are embarassing<\/li>\n<li>The stupidity (and addictiveness) of Deal or No Deal<\/li>\n<li>The uselessness of the 1% GST deduction<\/li>\n<li>The Scotiabank Place\u00a0parking situation<\/li>\n<li>Patrick Elias&#8217;s STDs<\/li>\n<li>The guy at work who drives an Aztec<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You get the idea.\u00a0 As Frank Costanza said, &#8220;I got a lot of problems with you people!\u00a0 And now you&#8217;re gonna hear about it!&#8221;.\u00a0 Should be fun.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Last 5 songs heard on my iPod:\u00a0 &#8220;Stop&#8221; &#8211; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, &#8220;Shaking Paper&#8221; &#8211; Cat Power, &#8220;No Life Singed Her&#8221; &#8211; Pavement, &#8220;Hoppipolla&#8221; &#8211; Sigur Ros, &#8220;The Masterplan&#8221; &#8211; Oasis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, this is mark.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure if I need to introduce myself, since I think the only people who regularly read this site are myself, Shannen and Dan.\u00a0 Anyway, I was drunkenly asked on Saturday night if I wanted to be a guest-blogger (though I prefer the term &#8220;columnist&#8221;, as it sounds more professional, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}