{"id":710,"date":"2006-09-25T08:58:46","date_gmt":"2006-09-25T13:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=380"},"modified":"2006-09-25T08:58:46","modified_gmt":"2006-09-25T13:58:46","slug":"to-make-you-feel-lazy-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"To make you feel lazy &#8230; again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one thing to <a title=\"No time - gotta run!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=296\">run a marathon a day<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an entirely different thing to <a title=\"Wow.\" href=\"http:\/\/lfpress.ca\/newsstand\/News\/National\/2006\/09\/25\/1893892-sun.html\">run a marathon while juggling<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Is now a good time to mention I haven&#8217;t had running shoes on in over 3 weeks?  Maybe I should have a donut.  Or a <a title=\"Think of the children!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=378\">donut burger<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>More on the sport of <a title=\"hrm.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joggling\">joggling<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one thing to run a marathon a day. It&#8217;s an entirely different thing to run a marathon while juggling. Is now a good time to mention I haven&#8217;t had running shoes on in over 3 weeks? Maybe I should have a donut. Or a donut burger. More on the sport of joggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[46,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}