{"id":6016,"date":"2012-08-13T18:43:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T22:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=6016"},"modified":"2012-08-13T18:43:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T22:43:40","slug":"6016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=6016","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6017\" title=\"DSC_1976sm\" src=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSC_1976sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSC_1976sm.jpg 750w, http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSC_1976sm-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSC_1976sm-290x193.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That hair. \u00a0That gorgeous, thick, blond hair. \u00a0It&#8217;s growing out of control. \u00a0He has wings and it falls into his eyes, but I just can&#8217;t cut it. \u00a0Dan keeps hinting and has even tried to make an appointment, but I&#8217;m just not ready yet. \u00a0I don&#8217;t want to be ready yet.<\/p>\n<p>I promise to not it let get &#8216;too&#8217; out of control, but for now, his shaggy baby mop stays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That hair. \u00a0That gorgeous, thick, blond hair. \u00a0It&#8217;s growing out of control. \u00a0He has wings and it falls into his eyes, but I just can&#8217;t cut it. \u00a0Dan keeps hinting and has even tried to make an appointment, but I&#8217;m just not ready yet. \u00a0I don&#8217;t want to be ready yet. I promise to not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[29,37,51],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6016"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6020,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6016\/revisions\/6020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}