{"id":541,"date":"2006-08-17T12:40:55","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T17:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=287"},"modified":"2006-08-17T12:40:55","modified_gmt":"2006-08-17T17:40:55","slug":"shameful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=541","title":{"rendered":"Shameful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Number of years Dan and\u00a0I have been together: 4<\/p>\n<p>Number of years Dan has played on his office softball team: 3<\/p>\n<p>Number of games he has\u00a0invited me to: All<\/p>\n<p>Number of games I have attended: 0<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>So, tonight&#8217;s plan is to change this shameful number from 0 to 1 (most of the effort is coming from a deep hope that the game will be followed with a stop somewhere for a chocolaty treat).\u00a0 Dan&#8217;s team\u00a0is playing close to home and the Humph and I will head over and\u00a0cheer as loud as we can&#8230;which may lead Dan to change his mind about wanting us there in the future.\u00a0 Brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait&#8230;he reads this.\u00a0 Damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number of years Dan and\u00a0I have been together: 4 Number of years Dan has played on his office softball team: 3 Number of games he has\u00a0invited me to: All Number of games I have attended: 0 \ud83d\ude10 So, tonight&#8217;s plan is to change this shameful number from 0 to 1 (most of the effort is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[35,46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}