{"id":539,"date":"2006-07-26T21:21:44","date_gmt":"2006-07-27T02:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=246"},"modified":"2006-07-26T21:21:44","modified_gmt":"2006-07-27T02:21:44","slug":"abuse-of-the-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"Abuse of the system."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"176\" height=\"235\" id=\"image247\" style=\"height: 235px\" alt=\"R-118BE5_th.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/R-118BE5_th.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I parked in a spot reserved for expectant mothers on the weekend.  Ok I didn&#8217;t&#8230;but Dan did.  I was simply the passenger and had no control of the situation.  None.<\/p>\n<p>The guilt I felt about prematurely parking in one of these spots faded quickly when I realized that I&#8217;ve never been able to find such rock star parking in the Ikea lot before.  Not even close.  In fact, instead of being one of those idiots that will waste time driving up and down every row in search of a spot that&#8217;s close enough, we usually choose save ourselves a few minutes (and loads of frustration) and park at the far end.  So this was HUGE.<\/p>\n<p>It seems being pregnant has some perks.  Excellent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I parked in a spot reserved for expectant mothers on the weekend. Ok I didn&#8217;t&#8230;but Dan did. I was simply the passenger and had no control of the situation. None. The guilt I felt about prematurely parking in one of these spots faded quickly when I realized that I&#8217;ve never been able to find such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}