{"id":5343,"date":"2011-12-08T08:25:18","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T13:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5343"},"modified":"2011-12-08T08:41:04","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T13:41:04","slug":"5343","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5343","title":{"rendered":"Swiper, no swiping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are very few things in life that are a sure thing.  Things you can predict and count on 100%.  <\/p>\n<p>But one of the things that you can count on is Wesley stealing your smoothie. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/20111208-081447.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/20111208-081447.jpg\" alt=\"20111208-081447.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/20111208-081506.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/20111208-081506.jpg\" alt=\"20111208-081506.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s what I attempt to enjoy for breakfast every single day and every single day he comes running when he hears the Magic Bullet purring wih fruity goodness.<\/p>\n<p>He gobbles down at least half and then happily hands it back to me, completely satisfied.  Me? Still hungry.  Not exactly what I had in mind for a diet plan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Swiper, no swiping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are very few things in life that are a sure thing. Things you can predict and count on 100%. But one of the things that you can count on is Wesley stealing your smoothie. It&#8217;s what I attempt to enjoy for breakfast every single day and every single day he comes running when he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[37,51],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5343"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5346,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343\/revisions\/5346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}