{"id":5195,"date":"2011-11-02T10:12:37","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T14:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5195"},"modified":"2011-11-02T10:12:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T14:12:37","slug":"morning-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5195","title":{"rendered":"Morning hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jaia is funny. \u00a0Really funny. \u00a0Sometimes intentional, telling us a &#8216;joke&#8217; that she&#8217;s made up. \u00a0We&#8217;ll laugh and she&#8217;ll laugh and then proceed to tell the joke 17 more times because she likes making us laugh. \u00a0It&#8217;s never as funny on the 17th time, but her enjoyment urges us to keep playing along.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes her humour is not intentional. \u00a0She&#8217;ll say something that just seems to make sense to her, and I find myself smiling at how adorable and innocent she is.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/i00421sm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5197\" title=\"i00421sm\" src=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/i00421sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/i00421sm.jpg 700w, http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/i00421sm-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/i00421sm-290x193.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The one that got me just yesterday was a new expression she&#8217;s come up with: morning hands. \u00a0It&#8217;s not something I&#8217;ve heard before, but she&#8217;s right on the money. \u00a0She used it because her hands hadn&#8217;t woken up enough when she was getting dressed and needed help with her buttons. \u00a0I had to laugh because I&#8217;ve had this happen to me. \u00a0Not only with buttons or zippers, but even as I type this with my morning hands, my fingers aren&#8217;t doing exactly as I asked them to.<\/p>\n<p>Smart kid. \u00a0Cute kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jaia is funny. \u00a0Really funny. \u00a0Sometimes intentional, telling us a &#8216;joke&#8217; that she&#8217;s made up. \u00a0We&#8217;ll laugh and she&#8217;ll laugh and then proceed to tell the joke 17 more times because she likes making us laugh. \u00a0It&#8217;s never as funny on the 17th time, but her enjoyment urges us to keep playing along. But sometimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[26,37,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5198,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions\/5198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}