{"id":5140,"date":"2011-09-26T14:15:30","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T18:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5140"},"modified":"2011-09-26T14:15:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T18:15:30","slug":"me-fashion-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=5140","title":{"rendered":"Me = Fashion Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have stylish friends. \u00a0Crazy stylish friends. \u00a0Me, not so much. \u00a0I&#8217;m almost surprised they don&#8217;t mind being seen out with me. \u00a0Or maybe they do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I don&#8217;t \u00a0know if it&#8217;s that I&#8217;m not creative enough, but I can&#8217;t seem to put a proper outfit together. \u00a0And forget trends. \u00a0I don&#8217;t seem to get into what&#8217;s &#8216;in&#8217; until it&#8217;s on it&#8217;s way out or is already long gone. \u00a0I find something I like and I stick with it for way too long, and I&#8217;ll buy it in multiple colours so that I don&#8217;t have to hunt around for more later.<\/p>\n<p>See? \u00a0Kinda pathetic.<\/p>\n<p>My latest dilemma is one I&#8217;m positive I&#8217;ve talked about before &#8211; I&#8217;m in search of jeans. \u00a0Great jeans. \u00a0Fit like a glove jeans. \u00a0I have some that fit and feel great &#8211; at first. \u00a0Within 20 minutes (just long enough to have pulled off the tag to make them unreturnable), I crouch to pick up a toy or wipe a wee face and the rear end stretches out. \u00a0I spend the rest of the day hiking them up each and every time I move in any direction. So, CONSTANT hikage.<\/p>\n<p>Is it just my posterior? \u00a0Have I lost all of my derriere since having Wes? \u00a0I just can&#8217;t find a pair of pants that actually fit. \u00a0Am I shopping in the wrong place? \u00a0Wrong material? \u00a0Wrong style?<\/p>\n<p>I need your help. \u00a0Share your jean secrets. \u00a0Please. \u00a0Tell me where you shop. \u00a0Send links or pictures or \u00a0pins (@forgetfulshan). \u00a0My closet will thank you. \u00a0My bum will thank you. \u00a0I will thank you.<\/p>\n<p>These request is timely. \u00a0Though I have been struggling with this for awhile and am in need of some new jeans anyway, I have also set up a session with a photographer to take some family portraits for us and now I have to find something great to wear. \u00a0I am super NERVOUS about it because I&#8217;m barely ever in front of the camera, let alone with a real photographer and not just the timer. \u00a0So I&#8217;m already trying to suss out what we are all gonna wear and some new kick ass jeans would get me half way there.<\/p>\n<p>Help.<\/p>\n<p>Signed,<\/p>\n<p>Desperately Seeking A Butt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have stylish friends. \u00a0Crazy stylish friends. \u00a0Me, not so much. \u00a0I&#8217;m almost surprised they don&#8217;t mind being seen out with me. \u00a0Or maybe they do&#8230; Anyway, I don&#8217;t \u00a0know if it&#8217;s that I&#8217;m not creative enough, but I can&#8217;t seem to put a proper outfit together. \u00a0And forget trends. \u00a0I don&#8217;t seem to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5143,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140\/revisions\/5143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}