{"id":488,"date":"2006-10-19T09:17:17","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T14:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=444"},"modified":"2006-10-19T09:17:17","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T14:17:17","slug":"the-first-2-weeks-of-home-ownership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"the first 2 weeks of home ownership"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m way too tired (lazy) to write proper paragraphs and such, so here&#8217;s a list of things that I&#8217;ve learned since Sonja and I got our house:<\/p>\n<p>1. Home Depot is my new favourite store.  I don&#8217;t have an opinion on Bed Bath and Beyond, though.  There hasn&#8217;t been enough time.<\/p>\n<p>2. EQ3 makes nice looking, non-IKEA furniture.  Unfortunately, they can&#8217;t seem to ship anything from their manufacting plant in Winnipeg without it getting damaged.  So far, Sonja and I are 0-2 (one damaged bed, one damaged dresser).  Also, the movers they use are somehow smaller\/weaker than I am.  It would have been hilarious watching them try to get the dresser all the way up the stairs&#8230; you know, if it wasn&#8217;t my dresser.  and my stairs\/house.  So don&#8217;t buy anything big at EQ3.<\/p>\n<p>3. I don&#8217;t know how we ever lived without a dishwasher.<\/p>\n<p>4. Raking leaves is sort of fun when you&#8217;re not doing it for your parents for slave labour wages.<\/p>\n<p>5. Had I killed the mouse in our basement with a flicked bottle cap (I missed by about 2 inches), it probably would have been one of the top 5 moments of my life.<\/p>\n<p>6. I need to buy a clock radio.  Waking up to the alarm on my cellphone has lowered my quality of life by about 5 notches.<\/p>\n<p>7. Unpacking the last few boxes is @!$#ing impossible.  They&#8217;re all filled with crap we don&#8217;t really need and don&#8217;t have a place for, but can&#8217;t seem to throw away.<\/p>\n<p>8. Chocolate-brown couches are very popular.<\/p>\n<p>9. There&#8217;s no point in taping edges before you paint if the people before you didn&#8217;t bother to tape the edges before they painted.<\/p>\n<p>10. With my stereo still not set up (I&#8217;m looking for a stereo cabinet that only seems to exist in my mind), we&#8217;ve been listening to the radio while we work on the house, and much to my surprise, Live 88.5 isn&#8217;t that bad.  I can&#8217;t believe there&#8217;s finally a decent station in Ottawa that plays BSS, Bloc Party, the Talking Heads and pretty much every other band I like that I never thought I&#8217;d hear in Ottawa.<\/p>\n<p>11. Free televisions are awesome.<\/p>\n<p>12. Free televisions that weigh a deceivingly large amount and have to be placed on the second floor of a house with a narrow staircase are not quite as awesome. I&#8217;m pretty sure that the first few versions of Sony&#8217;s flat screen television (not flat <em>panel<\/em>, flat <em>screen<\/em> &#8211; big difference) were made of cement, bricks, weightlifting weights and spare truck parts. Seriously, when that television breaks, there&#8217;s no way it&#8217;s being carried back down the stairs &#8211; I&#8217;m just going to throw it out the window.<\/p>\n<p>Last 5 songs: girl o&#8217;clock &#8211; the dismemberment plan; organ donor (extended overhaul) &#8211; dj shadow; little sin &#8211; the toadies; return of the b-boy &#8211; mr. lif; the fake headlines &#8211; the new pornographers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m way too tired (lazy) to write proper paragraphs and such, so here&#8217;s a list of things that I&#8217;ve learned since Sonja and I got our house: 1. Home Depot is my new favourite store. I don&#8217;t have an opinion on Bed Bath and Beyond, though. There hasn&#8217;t been enough time. 2. 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