{"id":4670,"date":"2011-05-17T18:48:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T18:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=4670"},"modified":"2011-05-17T18:48:35","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T18:48:35","slug":"really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=4670","title":{"rendered":"Really?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kids and I head to the park every sunny day.  Last week we were there every day.  This weekend and since&#8230; Nada.  We are missing the park.<\/p>\n<p>Late last week we did our usual.  Packed up and headed off.  And as usual, we were having a blast and we ended up leaving late.  In the hurry to get home in time for school, I left my favourite water bottle there.<\/p>\n<p>The following day I headed back and assumed it would be gone.  But it wasn&#8217;t.  It was sitting there on the picnic table waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>I was shocked that nobody had taken it.  I know it is just a water bottle, but recent experience tells me that people take stuff you leave around.<\/p>\n<p>But not this time.  Nope, there it was.  But it turns out that it wasn&#8217;t innocently left untouched on the table.  Nope, some angry teen decided to brand it.  Yup.  Grafitti.  On a water bottle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110517-024629.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/20110517-024629.jpg\" alt=\"20110517-024629.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jerk.  You should have just taken it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kids and I head to the park every sunny day. Last week we were there every day. This weekend and since&#8230; Nada. We are missing the park. Late last week we did our usual. Packed up and headed off. And as usual, we were having a blast and we ended up leaving late. In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}