{"id":440,"date":"2007-03-01T18:58:16","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T23:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=786"},"modified":"2007-03-01T18:58:16","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T23:58:16","slug":"found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Found."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found: 1 watch.<\/p>\n<p>Location: under bed.<\/p>\n<p>Circumstances: claw clipping-related Julius extraction.<\/p>\n<p>Ransom: $7.97 (coincidentally, the price of a Shawarma Trio at Guava&#8217;s Shawarma down the road)<\/p>\n<p>Nearby: a large clump of orange cat hair.  Though we&#8217;re pretty sure who that belongs to.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"watch me!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/dsc_0216.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"164\" height=\"110\" id=\"image785\" alt=\"watch me!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/dsc_0216.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you recognize the article, please claim it in comments.  We can arrange payment of the ransom at a later date &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found: 1 watch. Location: under bed. Circumstances: claw clipping-related Julius extraction. Ransom: $7.97 (coincidentally, the price of a Shawarma Trio at Guava&#8217;s Shawarma down the road) Nearby: a large clump of orange cat hair. Though we&#8217;re pretty sure who that belongs to. If you recognize the article, please claim it in comments. We can arrange [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}