{"id":43,"date":"2006-03-21T08:16:13","date_gmt":"2006-03-21T13:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=36"},"modified":"2006-03-21T08:16:13","modified_gmt":"2006-03-21T13:16:13","slug":"18-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"18 times"},"content":{"rendered":"

Humphrey pooed 18 times yesterday – 15 of them outside.\u00a0 The people at Guinness are reviewing the archives to see if it’s a record.<\/p>\n

That’s the last time we’re feeding him curry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Humphrey pooed 18 times yesterday – 15 of them outside.\u00a0 The people at Guinness are reviewing the archives to see if it’s a record. That’s the last time we’re feeding him curry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}