{"id":386,"date":"2006-09-26T06:41:34","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T10:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=388"},"modified":"2006-09-26T06:41:34","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T10:41:34","slug":"happy-birthday-jen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Jen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Sad Jen\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/sad.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Sad Jen\" id=\"image383\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/sad.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be sad, you&#8217;re not that old!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"a little better ...\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/gettingthere.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"a little better ...\" id=\"image385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/gettingthere.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a *little* better.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Happy!\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/thatsbetter.jpg\" \/><a title=\"Happy!\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/thatsbetter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Happy!\" id=\"image386\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/thatsbetter.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Almost there!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Too far!\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/toofar.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Too far!\" id=\"image387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/toofar.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh no!  Too far!<\/p>\n<p>Happy 27th birthday, Jenny!  We love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be sad, you&#8217;re not that old! That&#8217;s a *little* better. Almost there! Oh no! Too far! Happy 27th birthday, Jenny! We love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[14,37],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}