{"id":298,"date":"2006-06-19T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=183"},"modified":"2006-06-19T10:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T15:38:00","slug":"nanook-needs-to-meet-new-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Nanook needs to meet new people."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love ebay &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.ca\/Garden-Gnome-Tour-of-Canadas-Greatest-Cities_W0QQitemZ9532880405QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem\">Guided tour of one of Canada&#8217;s greatest cities for your garden gnome or stuffed animal!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Note to Jon, Jen and Crispy: there is a very strong possibility that one of you may be the tour guide for the winning bidder&#8217;s friend, if they select Toronto or Calgary.  Like 93%.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"No friends for Nanook ... *sniff sniff*\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/tourforyourfriend.pdf\">no takers.<\/a>  Those non-bidding losers have no idea what they missed out on &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love ebay &#8230; Guided tour of one of Canada&#8217;s greatest cities for your garden gnome or stuffed animal! (Note to Jon, Jen and Crispy: there is a very strong possibility that one of you may be the tour guide for the winning bidder&#8217;s friend, if they select Toronto or Calgary. Like 93%.) UPDATE: no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}