{"id":2566,"date":"2010-04-12T23:30:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T03:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=2566"},"modified":"2010-04-12T23:30:08","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T03:30:08","slug":"gobble-gobble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=2566","title":{"rendered":"Gobble Gobble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my girlfriends and I sat around my kitchen this evening eating a delicious dinner and doing some long overdue catching up, my attention was suddenly diverted to &#8216;something HUGE&#8217; that seemed to fall into the backyard. \u00a0Not wanting to interrupt the conversation, I moved into the other room to get a better look at what I assumed was a cat &#8211; a big cat &#8211; that had made it&#8217;s way onto our property.<\/p>\n<p>I felt like it took a few seconds for my eyes to process what I was seeing before screaming to the girls that there was a turkey in my backyard. \u00a0Yes, you read that right. \u00a0A turkey.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSC_5423sm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2567\" title=\"DSC_5423sm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSC_5423sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"465\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chaos ensued as we all scrambled to get our cameras and cellphones before he flew off. \u00a0But to our surprise, he found himself a comfy spot on our rickety old fence and let the paparazzi get their fill before heading to the front yard and down the street.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how far he made it. \u00a0Hopefully all the way back home, where ever that may be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my girlfriends and I sat around my kitchen this evening eating a delicious dinner and doing some long overdue catching up, my attention was suddenly diverted to &#8216;something HUGE&#8217; that seemed to fall into the backyard. \u00a0Not wanting to interrupt the conversation, I moved into the other room to get a better look at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2566"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}