{"id":2134,"date":"2010-01-10T12:59:58","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T16:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=2134"},"modified":"2010-01-10T12:59:58","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T16:59:58","slug":"misheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=2134","title":{"rendered":"Misheard"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Mama, that place smelled just like goofballs.”<\/p>\n

“Mothballs?”<\/p>\n

“Yes, mothballs.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Mama, that place smelled just like goofballs.” “Mothballs?” “Yes, mothballs.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}