{"id":1703,"date":"2009-07-07T13:18:32","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T17:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forgetful.ca\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2009-07-07T13:18:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T17:18:32","slug":"ive-created-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/?p=1703","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ve created a monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In around March, Jaia started singing the ABC song.\u00a0 Sometimes she&#8217;d miss a few letters, but she nailed it more often than not.<\/p>\n<p>In around May, Daddy started singing the ABC song wrong, to see if Jaia would notice.<\/p>\n<p>In around July, Jaia stopped singing the ABC song and will now only sing Daddy&#8217;s version.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;a b c d &#8230; x p q &#8230; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Followed by maniacal laughter.<\/p>\n<p>What have I done?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In around March, Jaia started singing the ABC song.\u00a0 Sometimes she&#8217;d miss a few letters, but she nailed it more often than not. In around May, Daddy started singing the ABC song wrong, to see if Jaia would notice. In around July, Jaia stopped singing the ABC song and will now only sing Daddy&#8217;s version. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[23,26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/forgetful.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}